One Liners

You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.

Don't keep the faith... spread it around!!!

We don't change the message, the message changes us.

Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door forever.

He who angers you, controls you!

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

Peace starts with a smile.

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.

Forbidden fruits create many jams.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?

Churches are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

If a church wants a better preasts, It only needs to pray for the one it has.

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.

Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma - but never let him be the period.

The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

It is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some the people all of the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way.

Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

"Be constantly nourished by the Word of God."
--Pope Francis